Here are all the Mega Man villains compiled.
Hey DC… why can’t we have this Superman back? Y’know? THE REAL FUCKING SUPERMAN!!
okay, so here is the thing.
But seriously folks.
I hear two big complaints about Superman, either “He’s boring, he’s so powerful that, unless kryptonite is used, nothing can stop him” and “He’s boring because he’s such a boy scout.”
The thing is, Superman becomes interesting when those two things intersect.
On one hand, you have a man powerful enough to vaporize his enemies by looking at them really hard.
On the other hand, you have a man who is such a thoroughly good person, that vaporizing people is the last thing he wants, no matter what those people are trying to do. His story becomes the story of a man in a violent world, who possesses a terrifying capacity for violence, trying to use as little violence as possible to make the world a better place. The intersection of an awe-inspiring god and a good man.
If you take that away, you have the story of a man who can punch people into a fine red mist…and does.
And THAT is boring.
When you try to be slick with your parents
I CHALLENGE YOU TO A BATTLE OF WITS
The game is this:
I set up five pairs of identical looking shots:
pineapple juice or lemon juice,
Chinese sugar tea or apple cider vinegar,
flat coke or soy sauce,
water or distilled white vinegar,
and tomato juice or Tabasco sauce.
I challenge a player in the circle to a color. They pick one and I take the other, with our best poker faces. Other players have to guess who got what.
It’s like the Princess Bride/A Study in Pink but no one gets poisoned!
you people are sick
i was ready to just scroll past like “haha grammar humor” but then it was weird al and i,